Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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