I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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