She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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