She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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