I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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