made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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