I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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