that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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