You can't special order awesome
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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