So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
3pm strippers are depressing
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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