Barsexuality is the new black.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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