You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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