Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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