i don't plan on having that self control this summer
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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