No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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