thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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