i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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