ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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