He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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