Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
