too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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