I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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