i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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