we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Boobs are out for the taking
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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