question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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