Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Screwed.edu
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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