it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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