Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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