This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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