Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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