The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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