Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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