hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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