it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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