How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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