So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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