She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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