Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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