booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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