But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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