your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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