When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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