I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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