u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
