she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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