Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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