youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You took a bar mat shot.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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