You really coming over, don't trick.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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