Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
