I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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