My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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