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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
