Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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