What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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