no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I am available for nakedness
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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