Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
