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An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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